SHOTGUN RULES:


Ever have the problem of catching a ride with someone whose car doesn't have much of a back seat?  At times like these, it is important to know the rules of calling shotgun.

Never again will you let someone take advantage of you because you don't know the rules.


SECTION I - GENERAL RULES


1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.


2) The remaining back seats may be divied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back"


3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)


4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.


5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.


6) Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat.


7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.


8) The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.


SECTION II - SPECIAL CASES


These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case 


listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.


1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their 


duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.


2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is 


automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.


3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to 


accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.


4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that 


the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun 


to make appropriate use of the window.


5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not 


the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless 


6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, 


then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver 


and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him 


crammed in the back.


SECTION III - THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST RULES (A.K.A THE BASTARD 


RULES)


1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process 


of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is 


occupied by whoever can take it by force.


2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable 


warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the 


damage done to the vehicle.


3) Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions 


not covered in these rules, please refer to rule 1.8.


SECTION IV - REVISIONS


1) These rules shall be subject to either revision or amendment at any time. But, changes and new 


rules you create during a car ride do not take effect until the next car ride.


2) Since there is an established body currently in place to distribute world-wide information, it is 


proposed that the United Nations oversee the adoption, updates (as required) and enforcement of 


these rules once adopted by at least two-thirds of the current membership of the UN.


3) It shall be the responsibility of all drivers to have a current copy of these rules in the vehicle's 


glove compartment, so that disputes may be resolved.


SECTION V - AMENDMENTS


AMENDMENT I: THE LASER / SHOTGUN DOUBLE BARREL RULE


A person may call "laser" or "Shotgun Double Barrel" after shotgun has been called, to override the 


shotgun call. This is only valid if the driver verifies the call as we see in Section 1.3.


Additionally, any passenger who says "No Blitz" after claiming shotgun, may not have it taken away 


by either the "Laser" or "Double Barrel" rules.


These rules hold no precedence over Standard shotgun procedure, and the driver has final say in all 


AMENDMENT II: THE SPECIFIC AMENDMENT


Any person who wishes to claim shotgun must actually pronounce either the word "Shotgun" 


or "Gun." One may not say the name of a type of shotgun, such as "12 Gauge." If a passenger does, 


then he or she can lay no claim on shotgun, and may be called by another person.


AMENDMENT III: THE "HOUSE" RULE


The Owner of the vehicle decides which Shotgun Amendments to institute on his own car. All 


passengers must abide by the rules of these Amendments, which are stated in this document. This 


Amendment clarifies that not all Amendments need be active at any given time.


AMENDMENT IV: EVICTION


If the vehicle is forced to stop for a serious infraction of the Shotgunner, the Shotgunner must 


relinquish his/her seat, if the driver so wishes.


Serious infractions have been known to include spilling alcoholic beverages, spilling any beverage, 


being annoying, breaking parts of the car, and in extreme cases, just being ugly.


AMENDMENT V: THE SHOTGUN CLAUSE


This rule native to the south, but practical in many northern cities, states that the potential 


occupant with the largest caliber weapon on their person defaults to shotgun, unless one occupant 


is actually armed with a shotgun, in which case he gets shotgun. If two or more occupants actually 


have shotguns, then the over/under barrel configuration rules.


AMENDMENT VI: THE RESERVE SHOTGUN AMENDMENT (BITCH, SPANKY, COMM AND 


After Shotgun has been called, other patrons may call "Bitch," "Spanky," or "Comm," referring to the 


seat behind shotgun, the seat behind the driver, and the center back seat, respectively. SAM applies 


to the hatchback or trunk.


SAM)


AMENDMENT VII: NAVIGATOR


The passenger who has shotgun MUST serve as Navigator. By this, he must watch out for signs and 


intersections that the driver may miss during the course of a road trip. The Navigator must also ask 


for directions out the window.


It is also the responsibility of the passenger who has shotgun to take control of the radio and air 


conditioning, however the driver has final say over the settings. The other occupants of the car can 


also have an opinion. If the passenger with shotgun is caught forgetting their duties and makes the 


car listen to commercials and/or bad music, then his privilege can be lost. Of course, this is all in 


good judgement of the driver. As Navigator, the driver may also ask him to operate other devices 


such as the windshield wipers, and rear window defroster.


It is also the job of the Navigator throw all trash and empty beer bottles out of the window. The 


beer bottles must be crushed under the tires to destroy all evidence, in case of an emergency 


In addition, the Navigator must possess the ability and the will to insult other drivers and be heard, 


only if they deserve it (ie: being cut off). This is to allow the driver to continue to operate the vehicle 


The Navigator must possess the ability (and the will) to roll down their window and invite any 


chicks in adjacent cars to the driver's destination.


AMENDMENT VIII: FIRST BLOOD


This rule from the mid-west states that whoever draws blood (supposedly when the Survival of the 


Fittest rules are in effect) gets shoved in the back of the hatchback (or trunk) with the spare tire.


AMENDMENT IX: AUSTRALIAN SHOTGUN


Originally from Australia, if two people tie for shotgun, then the first person to put their thumb on 


their head is awarded shotgun. If they both do this at the same time, then an immediate pissbolt 


(race) to the car is required.


AMENDMENT X: FIVE MINUTE RULE


This rule, which originated in Massachusetts, states that in the event that the passenger riding 


shotgun leaves the car (ie: to get something from his house or a convenient store) is allowed 5 


minutes in which to return and still retain his shotgun privilege. If he does not return within the 


time frame allotted, another passenger may take his place. There are other variations to this rule 


such as the "Two Hour Rule," but these usually result in the shotgunner geting beaten up by the 


AMENDMENT XI: AWNINGS


Once all passengers have exited through the final doorway on the way to the car, (provided the car 


is in view), they are considered outside and may call shotgun no matter what covering is overhead. 


This rule applies to all awnings, covered decks and all outdoor shelters. Garages are considered 


otside so long as the door is open.


AMENDMENT XII: NATIONAL BITCH


This rule alters Amendment VI, where the caller of "Bitch" gains the center back seat. Comm is 


replaced with "Spanky 2," referring to the seat behind Shotgun.


AMENDMENT XIII: REFUELING


In addition to Amendment VII, if the car needs refueling at any time, it is the duty of the Shotgunner 


to gas up the car and pay (though usually with money given by the driver).


AMENDMENT XIV: THE RACE


If there is a tie when calling shotgun, the first person who touches the car wins.


AMENDMENT XV: OZZIE PISSBOLT


If the driver gets confused or annoyed with chaotic rules arguments, he may shout "Ozzie Pissbolt," 


suggesting that the first person to touch the car is awarded shotgun.


AMENDMENT XVI: JEDI RUN


If the car is not within sight of the driver, and significantly far away, so that the proposed walk to 


the vehicle is neither linear nor within five minutes, the initiating party may call "Jedi Run" after 


a successful shotgun call (vehicle visibility is not required for this success). She must then beat all 


other opponents to the vehicle. In order to secure shotgun, the initiating party must not be out of 


breath or tired by the time the rest of the troupe arrives. This overrides any other countermeasures 


for shotgun if executed before they come into effect.


AMENDMENT XVII: ALTERNATE NAMES


This amendment adds additional aliases.


Shotgun may also be called under the following aliases: Gun, Shogun, Catgut, and Shotty. Bitch (as 


in, behind shotgun) may also be called under the following aliases: Rightsies and On-The-Rightsies 


SAM may also be called under the following aliases: Turrets


AMENDMENT XVIII: ALTERNATIVE SEATS


In addition to Amendment XVII, anyone who wants to be duct-taped to the roof calls "Mir!" If a 


trunk is present in the vehicle, then this "seat" will hereby be recognized as "Ex-Wife."


AMENDMENT XIV: THE RECALL RULE


Once a passenger has called shotgun, another passenger may call "Recall Shotgun," thereby 


overriding the shotgun call and claiming shotgun for themselves. In order for this not to happen the 


first passenger must call "Shotgun, No Recall." This rule is similar to the "No Blitz" call.


AMENDMENT XX: REVERSION


If the original caller of shotgun lost their seat to some countermeasure, the initial caller may 


shout "Same Seatsies" to regain their right to shotgun. In addition, "Double Barrel" and "Laser" may 


be followed by "No Blitz," so that the original caller cannot regain their shotgun right. "No Blitz" 


and "Same Seatsies" are synonymous with "No Recall" and "Recall Shotgun," respectively.


AMENDMENT XXI: DUEL


In such a case where any present shotgun rules still causes confusion between two individuals, 


they may duel for the honor of Shotgun. This duel takes the form of one (and only one) round of 


traditional "paper, rock, scissor." Alternatively, this may be replaced by one (and only one) round 


of "odds or evens."


AMENDMENT XXII: CHINESE SNEAK ATTACK


In the event that someone manages to touch the car's handle, and/or is in the car before anyone 


called shotgun, then they immediately receive the shotgun priviledge. However, this amendment 


does not apply to someone who ran to the vehicle in question in order to do so.


AMENDMENT XXIII: BROKEN SEAT


In the event that the front passenger seat in the car is extremely uncomfortable (i.e. has a big hole in 


it), the passenger who called Shotgun must sit in that seat. The other passengers may ridicule him 


AMENDMENT XXIV: SMOKING


In the event that smoking is allowed in said vehicle, smoking passengers are given consideration 


over non-smokers in order that they may utilize either the window or ashtray.


In the event that there is more than one smoking passenger, the passenger that has already lit-up 


has Shotgun privilege over those who are not already engaged in the act of smoking.


In the event that more than one smoker is already smoking while on the way to the vehicle, the 


driver may enforce The Survival of the Fittest Rules or First Blood Rule. This however, is not 


recommended do to the high risk factor to the vehicle in question. As stated in Section I Article 8 of 


the Constitution, the driver has all final say in disputes between passengers.


AMENDMENT XXV: SECONDARY PASSENGER


If a passenger is "just along for the ride," then they must sit in the back seat (or worst seat, if the car 


is otherwise full), because the ride is not for them.


AMENDMENT XXVI: DOUBLE SHOTGUN


This rule from Delaware states that if a given passenger calls a valid "shotgun", then he or she may 


not say "shotgun" again. By calling "shotgun" a second time, he or she would automatically forfeit 


their seat and shotgun is reopened to the other passengers.


Other passengers are allowed to try to trick the person who originally says "shotgun" into saying it 


again, in order to claim shotgun for themselves.


AMENDMENT XXVII: CONTRABAND


In the event that the car is about to pass an abandoned case of beer, pornography, or any other form 


of contraband that the passengers might find useful in some way or another, it is the responsibility 


of the passenger riding shotgun to open his door and scoop up the said beer, pornography or 


contraband, while the car is still in motion.


Additionally, if the car is moving at a speed above 15 M.P.H. (24 km/h) the passenger riding 


shotgun may decline to do so.


AMENDMENT XXVIII: NO BITCH


This rule states that once Shotgun has been called by one of the passengers, the remaining 


passengers may call, "No Bitch." The passenger who calls "No Bitch" last, or fails to call it at all, is 


forced to ride bitch.


AMENDMENT XXIX: NO CHAUFFEUR / COMPULSORY SHOTGUN


In the event that there are fewer passengers than capacity would allow, there must always be a 


passenger riding shotgun. This would include a couple. This is to prevent the driver from feeling 


ditched, or like a chauffeur.


AMENDMENT XXX: SENIORITY


In the instance that one of the passengers is much older than the rest of the passengers, he/she is 


automatically given Shotgun unless they decline.


AMENDMENT XXXI: TEN-FOOT RULE


This rule native to Myrtle Beach and Charleston, SC, states that once a passenger has called Shotgun, 


another passenger may call "10 Foot Rule." In this case, there would be an immediate race for the 


car. The first passenger to come within 10 feet of the car is awarded Shotgun.


AMENDMENT XXXII: BACKFIRE


This rule from Central NC states that if a passenger has shotgun on a trip, and then calls shotgun for 


the return trip, any passenger may call, "Double Shotgun Backfire," to prevent a single passenger 


from dominating the front seat.


AMENDMENT XXXIII: INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL


When crossing the border into another country. All shotgun claims are void, and passengers may 


once again call shotgun. If another passenger gets it, the driver must pull over at his earliest and 


safest convenience.


AMENDMENT XXXIV: CONTEXT


A passenger may only receive shotgun if he says shotgun within the context of calling shotgun. For 


instance, a passenger may not be awarded shotgun if he says, "Did anybody call shotgun?," or if he/


she was talking about a shotgun.


AMENDMENT XXXV: LANGUAGE


If you reside in a non-English-speaking locale, Shotgun must be called by its native word. For 


instance, in Sweden, the word "Hagelbossa" must be pronounced, while in Germany, "Schrotflinte."


Shotgun may be called in any language the driver is fluent in. "Fluent" is described here as being 


proficient enough in a language to understand conversation exchanges.


Order of preference rewards the language closest to the native language of the locale in which 


Shotgun is called. For instance, if the call is made is Sweden, and the only calls were "Schrotflinte" 


and "Escopeta" (Spanish), respectively, the seat will be given to the second caller, as German is 


closer-related to Swedish than Spanish is.


AMENDMENT XXXVI: THE EVICTION NOTICE


Particularly crafty individuals may override a yet-to-be-made Shotgun call by leaving a note, clearly 


visible on the passenger-side door, with the word "Shotgun" written legibly on it, following the 


author's name. So long as no Shotgun call was made before the message was seen, the writer of the 


message is awarded Shotgun.


Other calls relating to Shotgun may also be made in similar manner, including such calls as "No 


Blitz", "Laser", etc.


The execution of the written "call" goes into effect as soon as someone has seen the writing. Calls 


made prior to this override the note.


AMENDMENT XXXVII: NO HUMP


Local to Toronto, ON (Canada), this rule is relevant if there are five passengers in a car that has only 


four seats. After a successful Shotgun call is made, the remaining passengers may call "No Hump" 


to avoid sitting on the hump between the two back seats. The individual failing to make the call, or 


the last person to make the call, must sit on the uncomfortable, ball-breaking hump. This is a much-

feared "seat" to Camaro and Firebird passengers.


AMENDMENT XXXVIII: EAGLE SCOUT


An addition to Amendment XXX, it is the duty of the Shotgunner to spot all speed cameras and 


police cars that could pose a threat to the driver and car. If the vehicle is stopped because the 


Shotgunner failed in his duties, he may be banned from riding Shotgun for a period of time dictated 


AMENDMENT XXXIX: SHOTGUN SUICIDE


If the Shotgun caller attempts to open the car door as it is being unlocked (thus causing it to stay 


locked), he immediately loses Shotgun priviliges for the upcoming ride, and a new round of calling 


Shotgun must be executed.


AMENDMENT XXXX: MULTIPLE VEHICLES


In the case that there is more than one eligible car to make a trip, the owners of their respective 


vehicles may not want to drive. In these cases, they may force their colleagues to waste gas by 


proclaiming, "Shot Not". A successful call will not only save them gas, but will award them shotgun 


in another vehicle.


If there are more than two vehicles that can be driven, "Shot Not" can be followed by the name of 


the car's owner who the caller wants to have Shotgun in.


If "Shot Not" was called, but the car in which preference was called for has already had a successful 


Shotgun call, the individual still need not drive, so long as there are other potential vehicles whose 


drivers did not make successful "Shot Not" calls.


Once non-drivers have been eliminated with successful "Shot Not" calls, all non-Shotgun riding 


passengers may choose seats in the typical manner (ie "Bitch", "Comm", etc.) followed by the 


driver's name of the car they wish to travel in. A passenger is not guaranteed a particular seat in a 


vehicle unless the seat specified and the car specified is legal (ie, it has not yet been called).


"Shot Not" may be called under the aliases of "Shot No Drive", "Shotgun Not Drive", and "Shotgun 


For efficiency-sake, "Shot Not" cannot be overriden with rules such as "Laser".


AMENDMENT XXXXI: MULTIPLE CALLS


This happens when multiple groups of people are meeting at one car, and both groups had someone 


claim Shotgun. If it can not be determined who made the call first, the dispute is settled with Rock, 


AMENDMENT XXXXII: BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND


Section II, Article 3 of the Constitution states that , "In the instance the driver's spouse, 


lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is 


automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline." In addition, serious Boy/Girl friends should also 


receive preferential treatment in regards to shotgun.


AMENDMENT XXXXIII: THE COUPLES RULE


In the event that a couple is traveling together, they must both sit together in either the front or 


back seat. This is so that people without boy/girlfriends, spouses, lovers, or prostitutes, can talk 


amongst themselves in the hope of acquiring boy/girlfriends, spouses, lovers, or prostitutes.


This rule however is null and void if the The No Chauffeur / Compulsory Shotgun Rule is in effect.


AMENDMENT XXXXIV: BALKING


If you have called Shotgun and are waiting for the doors to be unlocked, you are not allowed to lift 


the handle during the unlocking, causing the other doors to remain locked. This voids your right to 


AMENDMENT XXXXV: ABANDONMENT


If the Shotgun occupant leaves the vehicle (even if they plan to come back), the Shotgun seat is 


up for grabs. One exception is if the Shotgun rider leaves to do a deed for the driver, like buying 


cigarettes or pumping gas. In those cases, that person retains their Shotgun rights.


AMENDMENT XXXXVI: THE HANDICAPPED


Section II, Article 6 states that preferential shotgun treatment may be offered to anyone "too 


wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat". Preferential treatment should be awarded to 


the handicapped as well as to these genetic misfits, especially if the injury prevents them from 


achieving maximum leg room, maneuverability, etc. (as might be the case with a broken leg, foot, 


etc.) Unlike with Section II, Article 6, however, the handicapped are not to be taunted as with the 


genetic misfits if not awarded shotgun. Otherwise, taunting is okay.


AMENDMENT XXXXVII: THE BRIBERY AMENDMENT


In the event that the shotgun call ends up in a tie between two passengers, the passengers in the 


tie may attempt to bribe the driver so that the driver makes the call in their favor. This rule is null 


and void, however if the driver institutes the Survival of the Fittest Rules. Examples of bribes are 


money, food and soda.


AMENDMENT XXXXVIII: THE FULL VIEW AMENDMENT


The automobile must be in full view of all passengers before "Shotgun" may be called.


AMENDMENT XXXXIV: THE SECOND CALL AMENDMENT


If a given passenger calls a valid "shotgun", then he or she may not say "shotgun" again. By 


calling "shotgun" a second time, he or she would automatically forfeit their seat and shotgun is 


reopened to the other passengers.


Other passengers are allowed to try to trick the person who originally says "shotgun" into saying it 


again, in order to claim shotgun for themselves.


AMENDMENT L: VOIDING


Whenever you break a Shotgun rule, you may be voided from receiving Shotgun privileges for that 


AMENDMENT LI: LONG TRIPS


The rules listed in our guide were created for short trips (1 hour or less). On longer trips, Shotgun 


can be divided equally among those who want it.


AMENDMENT LII: THE ROCK AMENDMENT


This rule states that once a passenger calls "Shotgun," he must also say, "No Rock." If the gunner 


does not say this, another passenger may call, "Rock." In this case Shotgun is awarded to the winner 


of a best of three, Rock, Paper, Scissors contest.


AMENDMENT LIII: THE ROTATING SHOTGUN RULE


• This rule is native to a suburb of Philadelphia, PA to ensure that everybody gets shotgun at least 


once per long road trip.


• Before the first ride a passenger will call shotgun under the normal procedures, as stated in 


Section I of the Official Rules.


• Once a passenger has had shotgun, he or she may not have shotgun again until everyone else has 


• Before the second ride, everyone (besides the person who has already had shotgun) competes for 


shotgun under the normal conditions.


• This continues until the trip has either ended or if everyone has already had shotgun once.


Once everyone has had shotgun, the "shotgun order" has been established. You must now rotate in 


• The shotgun order recycles over and over until the trip is finished.


• Person(s) joining the trip after the first ride are entered into the order by the following process:


----Clause A: On their first ride, the calling of gun is between that person and the person whose turn 


it is in the shotgun order.


----Clause B: if the order has not yet been established, the new rider is entered into the pool of 


riders calling for shotgun.


• Driver still has final say in all ties and disputes. All rules from the Official rules, including special 


cases, and the Survival of the Fittest, are still in effect.


AMENDMENT LIV: THE BAREFOOT RULE


Since you must be outside to call Shotgun, some people will just grab their shoes, run outside, and 


call Shotgun before putting their shoes on. This is not valid. You must have your shoes on (if you 


plan to wear any) before you may call Shotgun.


AMENDMENT II: RE-ENTRY


If you call Shotgun and then go back inside the building, you lose your Shotgun rights. While you are 


gone, someone else can call shotgun. If nobody does, you can call it when you go back.


AMENDMENT LV: HAND ON THE SHOTGUN DOOR


Shotgun can no longer be called once someone's hand is holding the shotgun door handle. This is 


significant when nobody else is around to hear you call shotgun.


AMENDMENT LVI: SITTING DOWN


By sitting in the Shotgun seat before anyone has called it, you get to stay there even if somebody 


calls it afterwards. Nobody needs to hear you actually call shotgun.